EXCERPT

JOE:  Now.  Numero Uno.   Remove the obstacles.

JOE MAMA: Remove ‘em.

JOE BOB:  Gonzo!

JOE:  Like, outta here.

JOE BOB:  For instance …

JOE: The whole spiritual gifts thing.

JOE MAMA:  Very confusing.

JOE BOB:  Very.

JOE:  Like, whoa!  (makes a motion like it’s over his head)   You know?

TERRI:  You want us to get rid of our spiritual gifts?

JOE BOB:  Of course not!

JOE:  Please!

JOE MAMA:  That’s who you are, kiddo.

JOE BOB:  It’s what you’re about.

JOE:  It’s one of the things that makes you … you!

JOE BOB:  But …

JOE MAMA:  It is uncomfortable for some people.

JOE:  Sooooo … picture this …

JOE BOB:  People come in, you simply ask them where they want to sit …

JOE:  The speaking-in-tongues section, or the not-speaking-in-tongues section …

JOE MAMA:  Paper or plastic, smoking or non-smoking, tongues or no-tongues!

JOE BOB: Su-weeeeeet!

JOE: Nailed it!

JOE MAMA:  It’ll work, kid.

JOE:  They’ll call you revolutionary.